Lost Access to Cat Videos and Pictures of Dinner will cripple the Ukrainian Army

Vlad the Impaler, world record holder in thieving and eliminating enemies with radioactive tea, has blocked access to Facebook in Russia.

Apparently, the Ukrainians were downloading dangerous content, such as Honey Boo Boo updates, grumpy cat images, and pictures of Pork Borscht dinners.

And the average Russian was learning that their countrymen are actively murdering Ukrainians.

Can’t have that kind of thing.

So the average Russia will have to make do with the exact same info on Instagram, Tik Tok, and Snapchat.

That will teach Zuckerberg to mess with mother Russia!!!