To the approximately 99.95% of the people in the US who do not watch CNN, (network motto: All Trump Hating, All the Time) you may have missed that they have reinstated left wing legal commentator Jeffrey Toobin after a brief suspension.

(There is no independent corroboration that people being treated to this unusual public act needed to use the “enlarge screen” feature to observe this).

I for one think that Toobin’s reinstatement is not only hysterically funny, and ironically appropriate, but that they should bring back Pee Wee Herman as his co anchor.  Humor by Louis CK.

That would combine three of the worlds  most famous public onanists to the network whose propagandists verbally practice the same every day.

New ad copy:  “We provide literal masturbation along with the verbal form.”

 I bet that would greatly engorge viewership, sending ratings straight upward. While stiffening the networks resolve to present the most dignified and professional possible image to the public.

I challenge everyone to switch on the Roobin Toobin, and keep a straight face for more than 10 seconds. He and his network are a public laughing stock.