Spike Lee Celebrates The Invention of Viagra

Warning: This blog is juvenile and coarse. If you are offended, know that I am laughing at you, not with you.

Your favorite snark is always glad when supposedly sober minded, serious people do something so funny, so open to mockery and awful puns, that they make my job easier.

Thanks to Spike Lee, who has spent most of his career directing dreary, preachy films on racism, or looking like a twerp sitting at Knicks games, I now have an easy target.

Why Does He look So Pained?

I know you think I am making this up, but this is from Reuters so you know it might be true.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-film-viagra/director-spike-lee-changes-direction-with-musical-about-viagra-idUSKBN27X2TJ

Anyways, he has decided to author and direct a musical play about Viagra.  A guy named Spike is uniquely mock worthy for such an, er, stiff subject, right?  And, he is about 5 feet tall when standing fully erect.  So he can relate to coming up short. 

One has to wonder if there is an autobiographical element to this sudden interest.

Now, before you accuse me being too hard on (har!) Mr. Lee, I am assuming he was inspired by the desire to expand his reach, stretch out his oeuvre, and penetrate another genre, (note awful dick puns). 

Imagine the musical numbers that will be featured.  Start with a despondent, older guy sitting next to his plainly frustrated wife.  He sits with her in bed, looking as if the life as he would care to lead it, is over.  She is reading personal ads for male escorts

Into this tragic tableau enters a bevy of leggy dancers, all waving 2 foot round blue pills, gyrating to the moaning sounds of “Love to Love ya baby” by Donna Summers.  Both the man and woman join the troupe, as male dancers dressed as 6 foot tall boners cavort freely to strains of “My Ding A Ling” by Chuck Berry.  A dancer wearing a vagina decorated hoop then has one of the dancing hardons jump thru her hoop.  Multiple times!

The grand finale to this number is the burst of confetti to symbolize the reinvigoration of the couple’s love life, a metaphor for society in general.

An orgasmic experience for the entire family!  For those planning on attending, I recommend wearing a full body condom to prevent potential splatter. 

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