Snarky Commentary on the Red Carpet at the Paris Fashion Week.

Those of you who believed that Star Wars movies were (like the Jetsons) an accurate prediction of the future, you have been vindicated.

Remember the first Star Wars movie (part IV, A New Hope) and the famous bar scene on Tatooine? The bar, represented as one populated by violent criminals and scum, and possibly refugees from your worst nightmares. ? Here is a couple of picturesof the freaky interspecies aliens skulking around that bar. Kudos to Lucas and team for creating this (for the time) unique scene. Look at those wild looking characters!!

Well, we are back to the past in present day. The fashion industry has now imitated Star Wars. Instead of long legged, gorgeous models strutting around in gorgeous (and revealing!) high fashion couture, we now have freaky people waddling around the outfits inspired by the movie The Road Warrior. You know, freakier than the dive bar denizens on Tatooine.

This is a murderous villain from The Road Warrior 1 or possibly its a womyn’s outfit from Dior. Nah, its too mainstream.

Art imitates science fiction. This insanity now passes for fashion. Lucas has been put to shame, as his creators could not come up with anything as bizarre, demented, risque, or alien as the fasion industry now churns out routinely.

Is there anything remotely attractive in this picture? A bald fat man waddling down the aisle in what appears to be a sofa cover?

Well, this is a combination of Maxim, Cirque, and the Gremlins. This would scare small children.

OK now this is beyond bizarre. Here is a trans satanic bloke mincing along in an inexplicable contrivance. Why is they wearing pasties on its nipples? Great news! Available soon at Kohls near you!

This dude (er..whatever) looks like a refugee from The Road Warrior, except more insane looking. He is wearing what appears to be hockey goalie pads and the shoes astronauts wear on the moon to keep them from floating away. The designers were clearly huffing gasoline.

These dipshits look like toddlers who decided to dress up in Dad’s clothes. Exept no one wears suits anymore. So this is doubly risible.

Here is a merry prankster who sneaked onto the stage to mock the idiotic Paris fashion show. Ironically, this is the only outfit that one could plausibly wear to Walmart or the McDonald’s drivethru. In other words, he is not dressed goofy enough to effectively cause deriosion. Have to admire his chutzpah though!

This woman is wearing what appears to be a home made halloween costume using construction paper and post it notes. whut?

Reminiscent of the ceremonial duds that native americans wore at tribal gatherings. the tux shirt though kinda spoils the effect, right? What is the point of this please? Ugh!

I actually LOVE LOVE LOVE this one. An upside dress, get it? pretty funny.

So this poor dude gets to wear a hoop skirt frame with two balls in it, a pink diaper, (with matching tie?), and carries a football. And wing tips. Is this some kind of statement that is so inexplicable that it would cause chapgpt to overheat?

Try to have some pity for this poor male model. The pinheaded designer made him put a device in his mouth to hold it open, dressed him in an oversized ski parka with satin pants, and a beanie. He looks like a refugee from an LSD trip in Vail.

Call this a Winnie the Pooh pantsuit. Why strut around staring blankly with stuffed bear heads protruding from your shoulder pads? AA Milne rolling over in the Hundred Acre Wood. Laughing of course.

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhh HA! Its Woody the Woodpecker. A slinky model with fluffy wings, biker boots and a christmas ornament on her head. One needs a special kind of dementia to imagine this….whatever it is.

There you have it! The fashion industry goes insane and goofy. Great for laughs though!