Just $8,000 to scream incoherently, and separate your shoulder.

Some Time ago I wrote a snarky missive on the trend of common sense impaired persons spending money to hang out on a mattress in the dark. Clearly spending money on an activity which one can do ones ownself at home for free, is the product of off centered minds. But getting people to irrationally part with their money in an idiotic way is as old the first shekel minted, so making money at it (and getting to secretly mock the rubes while the credit card reader chimes) is all in good fun. And great fodder for snarks such as myself to write about.

Now comes another such opportunity for public mocking. According to Fox News and many other sources, outraged (and dim witted) ladies are spending big bucks to hang out in the woods, (bring your OWN Cutter bug repellent) and scream incoherently. Meanwhile, they beat the ground with sticks until your arm strength gives out.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/new-viral-trend-women-spend-up-8k-rage-rituals-include-screaming-ceremonies-breaking-things

According to the marketing geniuses who conceived of this goofy activity, and the women spending real money thus engaged, this is greatly satisfying and cathartic. You see, women are otherwise not allowed to express their opinions, get mad, yell, etc without someone blaming this on their hormones, etc.

I would like to interject here, that I have not observed that many women feeling unable to express their feelings or opinions in MY lifetime, but obviously lots of women feel differently. Or at least enough to sustain these Directors of Camp Hissy Fit in their chosen lifestyles. Note that the cost of providing this “service” is essentially-nothing. Nice profit margins!

Women Able to Express Anger Without Trip to Woods

This is where I note that if you feel screaming in the woods while swinging large stick is necessary for your sanity, (such needs indicate much deeper psycoses) you can do this yourself for nothing. Get a lacrosse stick from your neighbors kids, drive to the nearest park, and scream and whack away to your hearts’ content. You can do this EVERY DAY for NOTHING. (Although it could lead to an arrest, if you are not far enough in the woods.)

I encourage those inclined to bilk the dim witted by leading trendy seminars to get into this business before it peaks. If you can get just 20 whackos to follow you into the woods and scream witlessly, you can take home $160,000 in pure profit without expending any appreciable effort. Put this together for 20 weekends, and whooeeee!!! You could be as rich as the noted socialist/communist AOC.

I would be doing this myself, but I am busy in the next great weekend seminar concept for the feeble minded. In this, I plan to charge $25,000 to lead children of the rich and famous on seminars to find the most absurd ways they can spend their parents money. They have to fly to Monaco and meet me at a Casino. What right minded celeb does not want junior/juniorette to spend as profligately as them? Guaranteed money maker. I am selling franchises.