Florida Style insanity has migrated north Alligators as Pets

Just when you thought only Floridians do crazy things around alligators, you read a funny yet disturbing story like this one.

Somebody in the small town of Hamburg, NY (near Buffalo) transported a live alligator to his home and raised it an enormous size of 750 pounds in his indoor pool. Ok, lots of people keep large people eating reptiles in their cabanas, right? Right? (Just how do you dispose of live gator poop)?

Uhhhh. No. Only zoos with trained handlers do such things.

And apparently, so do gator-bait-brains living in suburban Buffalo.

https://nypost.com/2024/03/15/us-news/albert-the-750-pound-alligator-seized-from-new-york-home

All of this is bizarre enough, but to add to the insanity, the handbag head also let children SWIM IN THE POOL WITH IT. Which is okay, because you know, its old and blind.

So let me ask you, if someone said to you, go ahead and swim with that alligator, you would do that? Even Californians are not that crazy (although they pay money to eat with rats, so there’s that.)

Well, given this trend, I plan on buying a ‘gator farm attraction in Florida (there are dozens of these, all of them calling themselves “world’s largest”.) Regular admission to see the the inert snappers lying around, would be doubled for those wishing to swim with them. Body bags for remains available at the gift shop.

Hey, there are plenty of attractions wherein you can swim with Dolphins. BIG bucks are charged for this. Also, lots of people swim with sharks, which is also pricey; (snorkeling trips to tropical reefs; I have done this myself.)

Time for old Billy to cash in on this exciting new tourist attraction. Franchising opportunities available. Free admission to people with proof of residence in Hamburg, NY.