
Undercover Reagan supporters subverting America in 1978
You just knew that the Movie Animal House caused the country to throw off liberalism and adopt selfishness (which is of course what conservatives are all about). Didn’t you? I did not, until this morning, when the Washington Post brought it to my attention.
According to the Washington Post, that movie is the reason Ronald Reagan was elected, and everyone started buying BMW’s instead of VW mini busses, while they stopped listening to folk music. Prior to this, everyone was marching in social awareness parades, joining the Peace Corps, and voting for great liberal leaders such as Jimmy Carter. (Come on, hardly anyone ever listened to folk music, and few do this day).
As a country, we were far better served by young people having random sex with strangers at outdoor rock concerts, blowing their minds up with LSD, and living in Haight Asbury sponging off the locals.
If only the movie had not been made, I guess, we would have had Jimmy again and then Ted Kennedy (alcoholic murderer though he was), and then possibly Timothy Leary.
As an avid fan of the movie, who was in a pretty rowdy fraternity when it was released, I know that I have to slink back into my white guilt, hate myself for voting for Reagan and Bush, and feel something other than giggling when the Deltas get thrown out of the Black bar. (Scene endorsed by Richard Pryor btw).
Ok, I mock because I know Ty Burk is an idiot, whom any both the most woke avoid like the plague at cocktail parties. I will continue to laugh at the movie, and ridicule pompous ill humored newspaper editorialists. Such empty headed progressives deserve nothing less than our fulsome mocking. Get a sense of humor Ty. Maybe your dog will come to appreciate you just a little.